Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Casually Explained - Human Player Type


Life explained like a video game by Casually Explained

Sometimes it would be nice to go back to the tutorial levels.



Saturday, July 2, 2016

Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss



Board Games are making a comeback, but in shorter versions, because kids just don't have enough time.  So Stephen Colbert designs a board game called Super Coin Toss.

Super Coin Toss
"It all takes place in the enchanted realm of Quarteria. Each player has farmers, soldiers, merchants, and bandits, and the object is to cultivate enough grain that the merchants can sell to pay the soldiers to protect you from your opponent's bandits. And of course, there are two giant robots who box.

To start we put our tokens one space from the finish line.  Whoever goes first wins the game.  To determine that we flip the Medallion of Fate, which is designed to look like a US Quarter, sold separately, for $5."





Friday, February 27, 2015

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Cross Country Snowboarding



Get your skootch on and join the extreme sport of Cross Country Snowboarding.

It's a powerful thing, and you really feel connected to MM (Mother Nature).

"This is an outsiders sport of an outsiders sport (snowboarding), plus we do it outside.  We are rocking a triple entendre."

"One thing about us is when we do go Cross Boarding, we never step out. No way! You're in from sunup to sundown. Stepping out is sacrilege in Cross Country Snowboarding. You just don't do it."

"If you don't switch it up and go goofy every once in a while, you're going to get skootch leg.  You'll know the guys in the chalet, with skootch leg, because they are going to be walking in circles."

Cross Country Snowboarding brings you these excellent moves:

  • Skootchline Blunt
  • Frontside Skootch
  • Backside Skootch

It's all about moving forward, turning around and moving forward.

"We know it's never going to be the big thing. That's the great thing about Cross Country Snowboarding. It's impossible to for it to sell out."






Tuesday, October 14, 2014

iPhone 6 Plus vs Nokia 3310 Brick



I had a good chuckle over this joke, found making the rounds on Facebook. My kids have a little brick phone and they are indestructible.



Sunday, July 6, 2014

Switch to Linux - UberGeek

Swith to Linux - UberGeek.tv

This is an oldie, but still makes me smile

Transcript:
"We were negotiating with the Pentagon. We had a blue screen of death. That was the last straw.
When you're holding the Moon for ransom, you value stability in an application. Linux gives us the power we need to crush those who oppose us.
It's compatible with our orbiting brain lasers.
I've got a Beowulf cluster of atomic supermen.
I have more friends now.
Genetically engineered cyber-goats. Henchmen with bad teeth. Gorgeous fembots with a penchant for evil.
I mean, Linux runs on anything.
I'm all about: Open Source. Just changed my love life.
You've got to config it. And then you have to write some shell scripts. Update your RPMs. You have to partition your drives. And patch your kernel. Compile your binaries. Check your version dependencies. Probably do that once or twice.
It's just so easy. And so simple. I don't know why everyone doesn't run Linux.
Thank God they don't, or then they would all be supervillains, wouldn't they? Heh heh.
I'm Steve, and I'm a supervillain."

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Duck Hunt - Bonus Round

Duck Hunt - Bonus Round

"Just what the duck is going on here?"

A flood of ducks that never seems to end


Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Friday, December 20, 2013

Chuck Norris vs Jean-Claude Van Damme in Epic Splits


Well, Chuck Norris, once again, shows us how it's really done, in this epic parody.



In case you missed the awesome video of Jean-Claude Van Damme really doing splits
between two moving Volvo trucks.