Board Games are making a comeback, but in shorter versions, because kids just don't have enough time. So Stephen Colbert designs a board game called Super Coin Toss.
Super Coin Toss
"It all takes place in the enchanted realm of Quarteria. Each player has farmers, soldiers, merchants, and bandits, and the object is to cultivate enough grain that the merchants can sell to pay the soldiers to protect you from your opponent's bandits. And of course, there are two giant robots who box.
To start we put our tokens one space from the finish line. Whoever goes first wins the game. To determine that we flip the Medallion of Fate, which is designed to look like a US Quarter, sold separately, for $5."